Seeing this watch for the first time, I was like: Excuse me, where is the rabbit, please, this is the year of the rabbit, ergo, I don’t know if you got the memo, but it’s 2023, so, like, uh, watch companies make rabbit replica watches online uk and these are supposed to have $*#&# rabbits on them, I was promised rabbits, you can’t pull the rabbit hide over my eyes, etc.

Well, there is a rabbit on this cheap fake TAG Heuer – but it’s on the sapphire caseback, where it will not embarrass the wearer, who is surely a real tough customer and not a big rabbit person. The rabbit is sort of discreet except that it is painted in red (for good luck, presumably). Looming behind the poor creature is the Caliber Heuer 2 movement with its 80-hour power reserve, which the brand says is “intended to support any thrilling lifestyle.”

The rabbit wears an expression of mild alarm and does not seem at all signed on for this thrilling lifestyle. Perhaps it is specifically worried it is going to have to battle Niki Lauda at Monza behind the wheel of some terrifying 1970s death machine or negotiate parking at the casino during the F1 weekend in AAA fake TAG Heuer Monaco. I think whoever buys this high quality replica TAG Heuer UK is going to need to speak some soothing words to this rabbit over the roaring engine of their Porsche Carrera.